Mayo 2012
11 publicaciones nuevas
Clients From Hell: #getpaidnotplayed →
clientsfromhell:
Client: Just wanted to tell you again we loved your work - the cupcake marketing plan is brilliant. We don’t know how to thank you.
Me: I’m so glad. No thanks necessary – I’ll settle for the project fee we agreed on.
Client: Oh no, I’m afraid we don’t really have the money for…
clientsfromhell:
Client: I can’t open your document…
Me: Do you have Adobe Reader? You need it to read PDF documents.
Client: PDF…? How do you spell that?
THE FUCKING TRAILER IS OUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT →
clientsfromhell:
Me: Please measure the width of your window so that I know how wide to create your vinyl lettering.
Client: I’m not sure what the exact dimensions are, but it is big.
Me: I’ll need more than that.
Client: It’s made of glass.
Abril 2012
14 publicaciones nuevas
Clients From Hell: Our team had been developing a... →
clientsfromhell:
Our team had been developing a website for a national brand, and every time we’d show the client our work-in-progress, they’d say “Add some more snazz to it, more zip, more flashiness!” and we’d add things like drop-shadows and 3D text, to which they’d smile and say “Better! But more snazz! More…
fuks:
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you...
“We’re not paying that much for black and white print outs. Give us the white ink...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Walt Disney could...
clientsfromhell:
Client: Great! Now can you add Mickey Mouse to the page?
Me: There may be some licensing issues with that. Do you have an affiliation with Disney? Can you supply me with an image you have permission to use?
The client sends me the first Mickey Mouse image he finds on Google Images.
Client: Can you add a football and animate it so he is kicking it?
Me: No, I’m not an...
Marzo 2012
15 publicaciones nuevas
Ver1gwenfan:
lifelesslines:
1gwenfan:
frenchsapho:
greendinosaurforever:
thelovelynaps:
fun times :)
seawitchery:
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.
biancavirina:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
Reblogging this again, because it’s just so awesome!
Love...
Verand-yuri-to-blame:
regulardudetier:
razzledazzy:
The fuck just happened?
stop motion animation is the bomb.
MMMMMMM
Febrero 2012
11 publicaciones nuevas
slychedelic:
Next View - Nujabes Feat. Uyama...
